Barfworthy.

You know what I find particularly barfworthy? People who post those "I'm so hot, look at me pictures" on public social networking sites. You know the ones I'm talking about. Single (as in one) person (pretty much limited to girls only) + cute/sexy/crazy outfit + dumb pose (finger in mouth, sticking out ass, etc.) + camera with self timer (or a long arm/mirror) = you looking like a douche on facebook. I would be lying if I didn't have some of these pictures myself, because I definitely do. You know, for posterity sake when I'm old, ugly, and fat. The difference? I don't post them on public websites because I think I'm hot shit. I know I'm hot shit and I don't need to subject my friends to pictures of me prancing around in my various outfits to prove it. (HA.)

P.S. In case you hadn't noticed I'm feeling bitchy today.

when food = sex

In talking with the ladies last night, I've decided I really want to date a man who will cook me dinner. It doesn't even need to be anything fancy. I just would appreciate the time off from cooking here and there. Listen up guys, making a girl dinner = completely hot. You are pretty much guaranteed to get laid with that move.

(FYI: this applies to most women...)

hangover central

Several alcoholic things in my life are certain. Chocolate cake shots will make me blackout by the end of the evening. And as I confirmed last night, whiskey will make me barf my guts out at inopportune times. Don't even get me started on jager or peppermint schnapps... Blerg.

signature tongue action

Wow. I'm fucking famous. At least in the NIN community. Check me out, rocking with my coc- tongue out on the NIN flickr page...





Fuck yeah man. That was one of the best days of my life. No, I am not joking. I'm just that awesome. Right?

my freakin' cats are weirdos

I need to get back into posting here. Especially the cat picture part. First, here's an awesome cat video. I'd say I wish my cats could do this, but I wouldn't want a ridiculous water bill either.

And the pièce de résistance for the day....


Hendrix grabbing my ass. I told you she liked girls.

mmm... salacious...

Why do I watch the ever salacious Melrose Place dvds (via Netflix)? Well, I'm not called a drama queen for nothing. :-P

out for a stroll

Although this was taken awhile ago, this is my monster [NIN] concert-going boots meeting with their first snow.



Despite their dominating presence, the boots leave wonderfully girly impressions. Who would've thought?

favor for a friend

www.TheChiGuide.com. Check it out.

If I hear O Holy Night or White Christmas or any other sort of Christmas music one more time, I might blow my brains out. Jeebus. It's not Christmas anymore dammit!!! Get the message San Antonio International Airport.

to be or not to be...

Who has Shakespeare engraved on their iPod? I do. :D