Airplane gripes.

Nobody gives a flying fart about stories of your kids (who aren't with you) on airplanes. Nobody! So stop annoying g everyone around you with them and let me board the plane so I can find a little piece of solo sanity on a plane full of annoying people. Apparently, I hate people.

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I think I've just been karma-d in the face with an older woman sitting in the aisle seat by me. My bet is she is either going to try to talk my ear off, ask me a bunch of annoying questions, or be super demanding. Now, I just need to hope I'm sleepy enough to pass out most of the flight.

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Looks like I was wrong, this lady just held open our middle seat with her scariness and her persistent sweater holding trick. Boo yah, awesome old lady! Now, to hope there's not a screaming child nearby or someone relocates to this seat.

Bam in the ham!

*Denotes the passage of time.