favor for a friend

www.TheChiGuide.com. Check it out.

If I hear O Holy Night or White Christmas or any other sort of Christmas music one more time, I might blow my brains out. Jeebus. It's not Christmas anymore dammit!!! Get the message San Antonio International Airport.

to be or not to be...

Who has Shakespeare engraved on their iPod? I do. :D

acts of kindness

You know what's a nice surprise? A random stranger giving you napkin at union station upon discovering a lack of toilet paper in the stalls. :)

you've just been LOSTed

You know what's awesome? Freakin' Lost man. I'm being psychotic and rewatching season 4 now. You don't even wanna know how many times I've watched the earlier seasons. If you want to start watching it, every episode is up on abc.com. Simply amazing, that technology thing is.

trust issues

I don't particularly trust a man in a pink shirt. I know, I know. As a society we should encourage breaking gender stereotypes and blah, blah, blah. However, I usually find that men wearing pink shirts are rather douchey. And if his collar is popped, you know he's a douchebag. I ask you to point out a man in this attire that doesn't fit this rash generalization. In fact, I triple dog dare you...

Or maybe in the case of this website, I quadruple kitteh dare you...

dancing feet

To balance out that last negative post, let me tell you this. I love dancing. As such, you will often find me bustin' a move at random times when one of my jams comes on. One person dance parties are the best. Ok now. /dork

nye

I pretty much hate new year's eve. It's always a big fuss, and for what? My plans always end up being lame, way overpriced, I have to find someone to kiss at midnight without being punched in the face, and it's just generally a letdown. Thank god I'm going to a party this year where I can focus my efforts on looking pretty and getting wasted instead of hitting the town. I already have a feeling the person I'd be looking to kiss won't be there...

word vomit

God, I leave the most rambling, incoherent, awkward, lengthy voicemails a person could possibly leave. So much so that I consider it one of my trademarks.

seriously?

In addition to fast food and barbecue joints, skeezy strip clubs are quite populous in Texas. I mean to be honest, I'm all for a good strip club, but "Nice Rack" simply cannot be a classy establishment.

go cry some more, baby

I eat emo kids for breakfast. Fuckin' emo kids...

eff this state

Texas sucks at life. Hard.

Prolific posting to return when I make it back to the midwest. I swear, Texas doesn't even have teh intarwebz. WTF mate...

swingin' like nobody's business

I once learned how to Lindy Hop. But now I probably can't show you a single swing step. Oh, with the exception of a rock step. :P

at least she's safe.

You seemed to really want those filthy kitties. These are a couple oldies of the Goblin Monster as a wee kitteh.


I have absolutely no clue where she found that item. *Ahem*

...Or why it's contents had been removed.

HA!

ha!

Ban divorce in heterosexual couples.

bleh

When I get stressed out I usually eat a ton, but these days I don't really feel like eating. What I really feel like doing is throwing up.

i love you in the morning

Sunday by Bloc Party is five minutes of pure bliss.

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I have too many blogs...

eternal night owl

I'd go to bed earlier, but I just get so much of my best work done late at night. And as I said before nothing good happens until after dark...

what is free anymore

This is. If you apply online to Loyola University Chicago's graduate program, your application fee is waived. Amazing! So I'm two/two on not paying application fees to that school. Let's just hope I can go two/two on acceptances. They gave me my best scholarship offer for undergrad; too bad I'm an idiot who went to USC on the smallest offer. ;)

lame duck?

Seriously? As if he hadn't taken enough of our rights away in his two terms of office he wants to throw in one more before getting out. And to call it the "right of conscience" rule is simply ridiculous. I should be allowed to make my own decisions without the judgments of ten other people, including the person who cleans the instruments. For shame, W., women do not need your hand interfering with their own medial decisions.

"right of conscience" rule

wtf

It is amazing the number of bruises I end with that I just can't seem to figure out how I got. Must be all that sleep wrestling I do...

bs

The more bullshit I write in my Ph.D. application essays, the more I begin to believe it.

and I hate ucla...

So I know you're thinking, where are the kitteh pictures? Well, here they are. Fresh off the presses.

[Goblin]

She hates fucla with a passion.


[Hendrix]

Must. kill. button.


I've trained them well...

thievery

You know what's awesome? Pens that aren't yours. I'm not a klepto about anything else, but this tropical blue pen is my favorite recent acquirement.

ct

Did I ever mention how much I <3 boys. Even if they are bitches.

who's a ho?

Did I ever mention that boys are bitches?

obligatory welcome message

First! Oh wait, this is my blog. I've set this up as the non-paid for version of the website I was going to make myself. But I got lazy, didn't want to pay for the domain, and generally lost interest in the project. Don't worry though, I feel at least slightly motivated to get this thing up an running again. So, here's the point of this endeavor. This is going to be a photo/random thoughts blog. I plan posting goofy pictures of my two cats (the filthy kitties, if you will) and thoughts I have throughout the day. I mean seriously, who doesn't love stupid cat pictures? It's what's made stuff on my cat and I can has cheezburger? overnight phenomena. No dumb ass LolCat phrases will be photoshopped on the pictures though, too much thought involved. I may or may not caption these things; we'll just see how it goes. I may also expand to general camera phone pictures of any variety once I get my hands on an iPhone.

As far as the random thought portion of this blog goes, it's pretty much just that. I'm bored as crap living at home with my parents in the suburban Midwest and I don't get to talk to many people besides them on a weekday basis. Lame, I know. In an effort not to go crazy, I'll post those dumb thoughts I have here. Some about me or politics, stupid shit people do, state of the world affairs, my cats, whatever comes to mind. Pretty much Twitter style. But hopefully more frequent than my use of that medium.

Lastly, I don't promise epic glory in this blog or to update regularly. I'm definitely going to try to, but I also have sort of a life too. Sort of being the operative words in that sentance. If you want to know more about me, check out my journal. I think it's fairly entertaining. I enjoy writing, so even if that or this blog sucks, I'm still gonna keep on truckin'. Also, please don't be offended if I say anything completely off color or ridiculous. I'm very much a sarcastic person and tend to mix metaphors as well. I try my hand at being funny, most of the time getting more laughed at than laughed with.

Enjoy!