Excessive fb photage.

Really? Are you going to post a picture of every day of your kid's life? That seems just a tad excessive. And I mean who cares to see 1,483 pictures of your kid sleeping or eating or farting? Start a non-facebook blog already Grandma and your personal overindulgence. End baby rant.

signature tongue action

Wow. I'm fucking famous. At least in the NIN community. Check me out, rocking with my coc- tongue out on the NIN flickr page...





Fuck yeah man. That was one of the best days of my life. No, I am not joking. I'm just that awesome. Right?

and I hate ucla...

So I know you're thinking, where are the kitteh pictures? Well, here they are. Fresh off the presses.

[Goblin]

She hates fucla with a passion.


[Hendrix]

Must. kill. button.


I've trained them well...

obligatory welcome message

First! Oh wait, this is my blog. I've set this up as the non-paid for version of the website I was going to make myself. But I got lazy, didn't want to pay for the domain, and generally lost interest in the project. Don't worry though, I feel at least slightly motivated to get this thing up an running again. So, here's the point of this endeavor. This is going to be a photo/random thoughts blog. I plan posting goofy pictures of my two cats (the filthy kitties, if you will) and thoughts I have throughout the day. I mean seriously, who doesn't love stupid cat pictures? It's what's made stuff on my cat and I can has cheezburger? overnight phenomena. No dumb ass LolCat phrases will be photoshopped on the pictures though, too much thought involved. I may or may not caption these things; we'll just see how it goes. I may also expand to general camera phone pictures of any variety once I get my hands on an iPhone.

As far as the random thought portion of this blog goes, it's pretty much just that. I'm bored as crap living at home with my parents in the suburban Midwest and I don't get to talk to many people besides them on a weekday basis. Lame, I know. In an effort not to go crazy, I'll post those dumb thoughts I have here. Some about me or politics, stupid shit people do, state of the world affairs, my cats, whatever comes to mind. Pretty much Twitter style. But hopefully more frequent than my use of that medium.

Lastly, I don't promise epic glory in this blog or to update regularly. I'm definitely going to try to, but I also have sort of a life too. Sort of being the operative words in that sentance. If you want to know more about me, check out my journal. I think it's fairly entertaining. I enjoy writing, so even if that or this blog sucks, I'm still gonna keep on truckin'. Also, please don't be offended if I say anything completely off color or ridiculous. I'm very much a sarcastic person and tend to mix metaphors as well. I try my hand at being funny, most of the time getting more laughed at than laughed with.

Enjoy!