Dating blows.

This may sound bad, but hearing the drama of my single friends dating lives reinforces how happy I am to have a ninja of my own. Dating is a plague that I wouldn't wish on my enemy. So many rules and over analysis. And this coming from a person who wants to do that for a living. Not to say that I'm completely free of obsessing, I just know in the end that I don't need to. I'm just a retard for doing so.

Not to mention that I suck at it because I don't play the games many people seem to in dating. And I don't follow rules either. It's probably a big part of why I have the boyfriend that I do. He's an awesome rule breaking boy. I guess he pretty much rocks all around. Just don't let him hear that because his head is big enough already...

when food = sex

In talking with the ladies last night, I've decided I really want to date a man who will cook me dinner. It doesn't even need to be anything fancy. I just would appreciate the time off from cooking here and there. Listen up guys, making a girl dinner = completely hot. You are pretty much guaranteed to get laid with that move.

(FYI: this applies to most women...)